Inside Club Pink Taco, Ivy — the brunette server in glasses and a black tank top with the club’s logo — smirks while holding a tray. She teases a chimpanzee astronaut sitting at the bar, jokingly guessing his drink order is a banana daiquiri. The chimp sighs in frustration. The chimpanzee astronaut, dressed in an orange flight suit with aviator glasses resting on his head, frowns and mutters, “Oh sure… monkey jokes.” He insists he’s an astronaut who served his country and endured things in space that would turn anyone’s brain inside-out. The pink-lit bar shelves glow behind him. Ivy leans forward across the bar with a playful grin and asks what kind of things he’s experienced. The chimp replies, “Ever experienced 12 Gs of pure force?” Ivy fires back, “Ever experienced 36 double Gs of pure fun?” Neon pink lighting colors the background. Promotional comic panel titled “Aftercare & Advertising” with three neon pink icons on a black background: a globe with a cursor, a Bluesky butterfly, and a Patreon P shape. Below each icon are links: clubpinktaco.com, profile/zombieroomie.com, and patreon.com/zombieroomie. At the bottom, small text reads: “You don’t need the bonus panel unless you’re after nudity. In that case, you definitely need the bonus panel.”

Panel 1: Inside Club Pink Taco, Ivy — the brunette server in glasses and a black tank top with the club’s logo — smirks while holding a tray. She teases a chimpanzee astronaut sitting at the bar, jokingly guessing his drink order is a banana daiquiri. The chimp sighs in frustration. Panel 2: The chimpanzee astronaut, dressed in an orange flight suit with aviator glasses resting on his head, frowns and mutters, “Oh sure… monkey jokes.” He insists he’s an astronaut who served his country and endured things in space that would turn anyone’s brain inside-out. The pink-lit bar shelves glow behind him. Panel 3: Ivy leans forward across the bar with a playful grin and asks what kind of things he’s experienced. The chimp replies, “Ever experienced 12 Gs of pure force?” Ivy fires back, “Ever experienced 36 double Gs of pure fun?” Neon pink lighting colors the background.

Transcript

[Panel 1]
IVY: Let me guess—
—banana daiquiri?
CHIMP: sigh

[Panel 2]
CHIMP: Oh sure... monkey jokes.
Look, I’m an astronaut. I served my country. I’ve endured things out there that’d turn your brain inside-out.

[Panel 3]
IVY: Like what?
CHIMP: Ever experienced 12 Gs of pure force?
IVY: Ever experienced 36 double Gs of pure fun?
Characters: Ivy

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Posted on October 27, 2025 by Club Pink Taco

Bonus panel for the NSFW tiers on my Patreon. Bonus panels are NSFW, but not needed to get the joke/etc. in the more SFW version.

So a peek behind the scenes... I was very sick but I'm on antibiotics now so hopefully things turn out better soon.