Comic strip panel from Club Pink Taco showing Morrigan, the goth redhead dancer with short blunt-cut hair and pale skin, applying eyeliner in front of a lit dressing room mirror. Caption boxes describe her appearance as “short, chubby, redheaded, goth.” Morrigan performs on stage at Club Pink Taco in a revealing black outfit with a long feathered robe, smirking confidently as men in the audience cheer, throw money, and take photos. A caption box reads, “I call it a paycheck.” At the bar inside Club Pink Taco, Juicy and Buffy watch Morrigan’s effortless success on stage. Morty the Necronomicon floats beside them, commenting with glowing blue eyes, while neon lighting glows in the background. Promotional comic panel titled “Aftercare & Advertising” with three neon pink icons on a black background: a globe with a cursor, a Bluesky butterfly, and a Patreon P shape. Below each icon are links: clubpinktaco.com, profile/zombieroomie.com, and patreon.com/zombieroomie. At the bottom, small text reads: “You don’t need the bonus panel unless you’re after nudity. In that case, you definitely need the bonus panel.”

Panel 1 (alt text): Comic strip panel from Club Pink Taco showing Morrigan, the goth redhead dancer with short blunt-cut hair and pale skin, applying eyeliner in front of a lit dressing room mirror. Caption boxes describe her appearance as “short, chubby, redheaded, goth.” Panel 2 (alt text): Morrigan performs on stage at Club Pink Taco in a revealing black outfit with a long feathered robe, smirking confidently as men in the audience cheer, throw money, and take photos. A caption box reads, “I call it a paycheck.” Panel 3 (alt text): At the bar inside Club Pink Taco, Juicy and Buffy watch Morrigan’s effortless success on stage. Morty the Necronomicon floats beside them, commenting with glowing blue eyes, while neon lighting glows in the background.

Panel 1:
Narration: Short. Chubby. Redheaded. Goth.
Narration (cont’d): Some people call it a “phase”.

Panel 2:
Narration: I call it a paycheck.

Panel 3:
Juicy: She’s not even trying.
Buffy: And that’s why I want to strangle her and give her a raise.
Morty: Goth Redhead.
Morty (cont’d): Nerds treat that like it’s a rare Pokémon– shiny, holographic, and they’ll bankrupt themselves to catch one.

Gotta Catch ’em All

Bonus panel for the NSFW tiers on my Patreon. Bonus panels are NSFW, but not needed to get the joke/etc. in the more SFW version.


The first of the new dancers created for the comic, Morrigan. She's under five foot tall so she might be the shortest lady in my comics' universe.

I assume she shops at Zoey's store at the mall.

I had thought about giving her tattoos, but I decided I'd rather Isa/Maia and Ivy/Maggie be the only ladies with visible tattoos. Plus, it's less things I have to remember to add to her look in every panel she's in.